timey-wimey-hedgehog:

 #WARM SATAN  #SOFT SATAN  #LITTLE BALL OF EVIL

ahhleeseeya:

JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

ohmylaniaison:

#i will never get over tony’s body jolt and blink when she says ‘he’s thirteen.’

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

deanneedscasneedspie:

i don’t even know anymore. 

stillalivedoingscience:

chocolate-covered-portals:

I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.

that is a terrifying thought

yocalio:

#100.1% done with your shit.