JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
i don’t even know anymore.
I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.
that is a terrifying thought